Thursday, 24 December 2015

Best of 2015

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We dont want to miss out to send you the invitation to our next show in January to start off the new year with all the best Lady Garden has to offer. We'd love to see you there!


Friday, 18 December 2015

Welcome to Christmas Extravaganza Minxettes' Style!

So today's recap of our last show I would like to start out with the very most important:

Thanks so much to all our Minxettes for the fantastic work and dedication this past year, and our patrons for there continuous support every month.
Merry Christmas to all of you :)

(can you tell? I'm weary if you ever make it to the end of this post :D)

So, let's see what we got here from this very sexy christmas show today!

Due to special request, the Minxettes kicked it right off with an encore of last years christmas "Moulin Rouge" - ho ho ho sisters, swing that dough sisters. ;) On stage for this opening number our lovely gingerbreads SexyS, Aelva, Kismet, Miwa, myself and our newest additions to the cookie jar Eostri and Miss Bathory. Aren't they all so gorgeous to look at and nibble on...

The audience surely feasted on those sights. I think an arm and leg was missing here or there once the curtain finally went down... Looks like one day we should rename the club to Cookie Box Cabaret, now that I'm thinking about it.... It DOES have a ring to it, doesnt it... ;D

Okay well back to serious. And I tell you, our new Minxettes are not to be messed with. This one here stole a poor fella's little cold heart and made it melt. Litterally. So let's see how the Love-Story of Miss Bathory and the Snowman develops. Applause and curtain for "Baby it's cold outside":

 Oh little did he know of the ways of (wo)men... Lesson to be taken note of for all future fellas in a similar situation: If a girl promises you a hot lap dance, re-evaluate... It may cost your life.

So Guys.. you know what to expect from this little Minx in future. Dont burn yourselves ;) And a very warm (if not hot) welcome to the family, Exhi <3

But hey wait... this should have been a christmas show.. and all we've seen so far is cruesome cookie feast and snowman murders.... That brings up a truely important question: "Dear Santa: Define 'good'!" And of course in all her foresight, Kismet dared to ask it!

Let's see what Santa thinks about this...

 Well we know Santa's answer after THIS number.... He still left us many many presents, too. Thank you Kis, I attribute that to your dedication to the cause :D

So next up an interpretation of the Nutcracker Suite by our very lovely little ballerina Eos, who's dolling her way right into our hearts with this adorable debute at the Lady Garden. Curtains and a very big warm welcome <3

 So far we've covered a wide array of possible christmas scenarios inside our homes, ovens and houses. But let's shift our glance towards the outside and what's going on up there on North Pole.

Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells.... my ass. The reindeers party on dubstep when nobody watches. Here's the proof!

 A very special thanks to Ziekling for digging out this song for me. She used it in last year's xmas video for The Luxe and I swear, I was sold and forever in love since. <3

Also, what you've just witnessed isn't the only thing going on with the reindeers... others of them took a detour and went on a nice sunny vacation rather than delivering presents, as our long distance correspondend SexyS reported from what was discovered down under. So if you wondered why you didn't get anything this year, here's your answer:

Well I mean there IS the chance that you've been bad this past year, too.. but let's just rather assume it's cause of the awesome sun down under that kept the christmas delivery on hold ;)

The christmas heralds were utterly shocked when they learned of this fact. Our lovely Hostess and DJ of the night, Red, not so much. Obviously she figured something was up, having to do all the cheers and christmas carols herself this fine night.

There's words to be spoken about this, for sure.

So back to the north.. You would think that's right where the true christmas action happens, right? Well.. yes.. in some ways... As Aelva is about to tell us.

She managed a rescue squat who went down to get the lazy bastard on the hammock back... ;D

 Pyjama party for christmas.. that got his attention. His involvement was less than anticipated though....

 Santa most definitely got SWOOPed of his feet though on those sights. Minxettes action, I tell you! Specially when Aelva invites Miss Kismet and myself over... You guessed it.. Guilty as accused. But Santa didn't push charges.... :D

Merry Christmas everybody, I'll let this trail out with pictures tonight ;)

Sunday, 29 November 2015

"Discovering Neverland"

Why hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, Fairies, Mermaid, and Pirates HAR HAR HAR.

Finally the days had come where Lady Garden Cabaret was hit once more with magic fairy dust and turned into Enchanted Lady Garden, taking you on a journey to Neverland to discover the world of Peter Pan for this round of Enchantment.

Just to address the giant elephant in the room: THIS SHOW WAS AMAZING. Like seriously, you missed out if you couldnt catch one of the two showings on Friday 27th or Saturday 28th.

The pictures I'll be uploading this post are from both days, although the majority will be of Saturdays show because I just had better light settings ;) For the sake of an order, I will also follow Saturday's lineup cause it had one set more.

So without further delay, let's count down the curtain. The clock is ticking; the crocodiles too!!

But first, let's start with glance into the audience while the theater was filling up before show. Thanks to everybody who came these two days, we truely appreciate your patronage and do hope to see you again for our next curtain

Opening number for both shows was Aelva's little Pan-meets-Pirate routine, to take us all on a journey to the world that was about to fill LGC's stage this night. And she did it so lovely, once more!

So the opener gets right to the point with this show-down of Petaelva and Captandra Hook - we tried to get the monkey to dance but he couldnt be bothered. No amount of bananas changed his mind, either. So let's leave all the praise and applause for the pupet-mistress herself, who pulled the strings to make things move: We are so honored to have you with us Aelva <3

This next set was only shown on saturday, since RL took it's toll for friday's show. I hope the pictures give you an idea if you missed seeing it in person.

I can't fangirl SexyS' creative genius enough... So here it comes once more, hear me gushing: MOST SEXY CROCODILE EVER. And aside, who gets the idea to dress up as the crocodile other than S, anyhow...

You seriously cracked me up with this today! The twerking crocodile* - it's a thing!!
  *as first seen at Lady Garden Cabaret!

Now just a few steps further down of SexyS' lair, the mermaid grove is rumored to be found. So let's take a peek there now. Misse joined us again for this evening with one of her amazing sets - she blows my mind, every time again. This mermaid number was no exception to this!

If you have not seen Misse perform yet, you really must. There is much talent in how she weaves her stages and choreography and every little detail just turns into magic - it's a pleasure to watch every time again, no matter how often you may have seen it.

Thanks for being part of this little venture from time to time, Misse, we love having you!

After this little trip underwater, we shall move back up to the surface.

This following set was a repeat of one of my sets this spring... it contained fairies.. neverending time... fairydust... so it was just perfectly fitting for another performance within this Enchantment show!

Turns out the fairy world is pretty diverse, too, as we travel from the soothing waters further into the forest where fireflies carry over the sparks of love and apparently as well the fierce fairy sparks. Let's observe:

So Aelva brought us another fairy on stage..

This fairy species much more obvious on the fiery side than my previous water fairy.

That little thing really has it in her, you didnt want to get tricked by her and definitely dont want to be messing with this one... :D

It shouldnt be any surprise, those types of fairies dance to Shakira. Original spanish versions, of course!!

The audience was captivated... Peter and Wendy snuck off to the bushes... Mission accomplished!

Meanwhile, there's some action on the pirate front once more. I think Kismet is trying to impress a crocodile... some mating ritual of sorts, perhaps? Or did she just truely forget her own watch to get that close...

Here's a mix of pictures from both friday and saturday of Kismet's set. Friday was a solo (the pics above), and Saturday a duo.. One of those un-named salty sailors apparently was of higher age or simply overwhelmed by booze - so Captandra Hook hopped on the spot once more to support her fellow Pirette :)

At this point as well a huge "Thank You, Kismet!" for being our lovely hostess/dj/emcee of saturday's performance. (And I just love the tunes of this set so it truely never gets old, bring it, bring it!)

I am so thankful you're with us, crazy lady  <3

And finally, this night should come to an end. But if you thought you'd just go lay in bed, sleep, snorr, dream and get back up when the alarm rings, you'd be thoroughly mistaken.

Once you DO fall asleep, the fairies come through the window, so be preparred for laying there all unassumingly, then getting a sneezing fit from fairy dust and the force of that last sneeze torpedoing you off the ground cause well.. it was just that forceful.... and that's exactly what happened to our next poor little Minxette... Suddenly she finds herself floating in air off to a wild journey.

These are again pictures from both friday and saturday, since there was this tiny detail called "Rug" missing on Friday. ;) Here's my second, "main" set for this Enchantment show, for a last wrap-up of all the events that had happened this fine evening...

Little Ruggles here redeemed herself today with the spark of genius of "Let's make it white!!" cause yeah let's be honest, that fairy was way too tiny to be seen in its original black planned appearance - no amound of Cole's particles could fix that :D

But, we found the perfect solution for the tiny little dancer full of mischief and a clear "let's catch the boat!!" hunter instinct (maybe that's just daily morning routines taking over though......)

Seriously Minxettes, you rocked the stage these two days, it's been beyond amazing. Thanks again all for being part of the Enchantment project <3 Thanks to Duchess, our landlady and hostess of Enchantment event to let us join the fairytales each round.. And Sorchiee, of course!

There will be video or two coming soon, but regarless, you so missed out if you couldnt catch one of them. Will post the link when I have it :)

Three special thanks go out for this Enchanted Lady Garden. One to Aelva, for decorating the theater so amazingly this time! One to Red for a fantastic Neverland DJ set on Friday night! And last but not least to Kismet for being Kismet and multitasking Saturday's show DJing and dancing and still knowing what to say!

You three are incredible!

So let's close this off with our lovely DJ red and friday nights afterparty shots. As you can clearly tell, Cole was here, even if you dont see her :D.

Here's also the whole evening of pictures in one collection in a larger resolution on my flickr.

We hope to see you again in 3 months when it's time for yet another Enchanted Lady Garden. Or our next regular show ;)